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Booyah! A blog post.

Written by PushingUpRoses on August 5th, 2010

BOOSH! A wild PushingUpRoses appears!

While I was tinkering with my website appearance, I noticed that I haven’t updated it in nearly a month.  A month!  Where have I been?  What’s going on?  What time is it?  Why is there a huge scar where my kidneys are located?  Is “oozily” a real word?  All these questions answered and more, in this new blog post.

Basically, I’ve been busy.  I know I know, anti-climatic.  But first, I will share a story with you.

I was in the computer lab at school the other day, minding my own business, when I hear something from the other room.  It sounded like the most lackluster, depressive, downright disappointing “Booyah!” I have ever heard.  Have you ever tried using the term “Booyah” in the wrong context?  It sounds hilarious.  “Oh man, my car got broken into today on Canal st.  BOOOOOYAAAAAAH!”

So I very very very slowly poke my head around the wall to the next room, only to see a 60ish year old woman sitting at the computer, doing god knows what on the internet.  This woman screwed up the word “Booyah!”  How can you do that!?!?

Incorrect ways of using “Booyah”:

  • “I had a bad day.  Oh, booyah.”
  • “I left my lunch in the booyah.”
  • “YOU SUCK. BOOYAH.”
  • Hey baby, want to booyah?

Correct ways of using “Booyah”:

  • “Your MOM goes to college! BOOYAH.” (in response to “I go to college, etc”)
  • BOOYAH, GRANDMA! BOOYAH.” (in response to completely owning your grandma at the 27th game of scrabble)
  • I’m awesome! Booyah!” (because you might just be awesome)
  • Praise the Lord, booyah!” (in placement of hallelujah.  This may or may not be acceptable.)

Just so we’re clear.

Besides doing the whole school thing, I’ve been busy recording my Let’s Plays, and letting my inner geek out.  Or maybe it’s outer geek.  I think my geek shows pretty well.  If you say geek too many times, it sounds weird.  Try it.  Geekgeekgeekgeekgeekgeekgeek.  NOW IT’S LOST IT’S MEANING.

I have a lot of new projects in the works, but if any of you are interested in some snazzy collaborations I did recently, you can go to my buddy LordKat’s website, and view a lovely LP on spacequest.  You can also hear me say “Eat them out” in one instance. Erg.

I also did an article collaboration here, with the most lovely JewWario.

Oh, and if you haven’t seen this already, this is the best fan art of me I have ever seen in my life:

Is it wrong that I want to boink myself in cartoon form?  This was made by the wonderful Andrew Dickman.  Thanks for giving me a nice rack!  MAN I’m stacked.

Well…that’s all I have to say for now I suppose.  I guess it’s back to the grind. …..Booyah.

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  • Designhobo

    That is a lovely drawing indeed! BOOYAH!

  • pushinguproses

    This is a correct use!!

  • DanManX

    It's only wrong to want to boink yourself in cartoon form if it's wrong for the rest of us to want to boink you normally.

    Which means it's probably wrong, but it will stop NOBODY. So…go with it! XD

  • http://twitter.com/khakhov Khadeja Merenkov

    Oh dear, it seems the link to the lovely Andrew Dickman's site is incorrect! Wrong-booyah. However, I did end up at his site through black internet magic anyway! BOOYAH!

  • http://twitter.com/Mamba2112 Ewan Hannay

    You have a lovely set of booyahs in that drawing. :D

  • pushinguproses

    When being crude? Not sure what you mean there. I am rarely crude, nor do I try to be when I write anything.

  • pushinguproses

    Oops. I forgot the .com. Fixed!

  • http://twitter.com/Mamba2112 Ewan Hannay

    Gah, bad communicating on my part.I'm not saying that you are crude, but when you were talking about Donkey punches and urban dictionary on LK's stream it reminded me of an old book called the Profanisaurus, which is essentially like Urban dictionary only more British. Sorry if I offended in anyway.

  • PeteyGunnD1

    But you have a nice rack in reallife too.BOOYAHH!!! =P

  • pushinguproses

    Oh, no worries! But actually, I do not recall talking about Donkey punches or urban dictionary…are you sure you aren't thinking of someone else? I don't think I've ever said Donkey Punch in my life! I think that's why I had no idea what you were talking about in your last post, haha.

  • http://twitter.com/Mamba2112 Ewan Hannay

    Slowly, slowly the parts fall into place. I'm like Poirot…if he had suffered a heavy blow to the head. I just assumed it was you on the stream since I heard a female voice.
    So in short, disregard everything I've said on here except the booyah remark. I'm clearly in need of a hearing aid and some lessons in the ability to differentiate between certain American accents. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go and hide from my stupidity and pretend it didn't happen.

  • pushinguproses

    D'awwwww, no no no. No hiding. My voice is fairly average, so no worries at all! =)

  • http://twitter.com/Mamba2112 Ewan Hannay

    Haha, well you're not the first person I've gotten mixed up from their voice. Clearly I have accent dyselxia. Or it's because I'm scottish. I can pick out NY, Boston and the South and then the rest of you sound the same. =p

  • http://twitter.com/twilightflamez Eric

    Cars get broken into a lot on my street, but why were you here? XP jkjk

  • Paw

    Even your articles are busty!

  • PeteyGunnD1

    you mean twinkle ^^ she talked aboot it earlier^^

  • Chris H

    You're an awesome blogger Roses, Booyah!

  • Musicinationx

    I LOVE your tatoos in you booyahs!!!

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  • gszx1337

    There is no correct usage of the word “booyah”. 2001's over, people; move on. I can take you back there if you like. All I need is a plastic bag and a hair-dryer.