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Mindless Prattle: Magfest 9!

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Hey everyone!  As most of you know, I went to Magfest this year.  It was my first time being there, and a lot went on, so I thought I’d just write this quick little blog about my thoughts about the event.

Every one of the producers I met at Magfest are amazing.  I will be the first to admit; I don’t watch everyone’s videos.  I really try to, but time is very little and there are so many of us, it’s hard to keep track.  I can say that I fully support all my fellow producers, whether I find time to watch them or not, because every single one of them are amiable, caring people who I feel privileged to have met.  I felt like I had made a solid group of friends at Magfest, and I will always look back at these memories fondly.  I also became very close to someone special over my trip.  I cherish that friendship, and want that person to know how appreciative I really am.

The fans were AWESOME.  I consider myself pretty low on the totem poll when it comes to being at Channel Awesome, and I am fine with it.  I put up my videos, I interact with people… it’s nice.  Can’t ask for more.  So imagine my astonishment whenever I was mobbed by fans.  It was very very flattering, and everyone who approached me was pleasant to talk to (even though some of you talked my ear off!)  I can’t tell you how surprising and weird it is to have people come up to you and recognize who you are.  I loved meeting you guys!

And now, randoms!:

I won two video game challenges.  Did I mention that?  Yeah, I’m pretty awesome that way.

There was a band named “Arc Impulse” playing by the panel rooms.  They were swell, and did some lovely renditions of some of the Zelda songs.

ELEVATOR PARTY.

I bought some home made Tails (of Sonic the Hedgehog) earrings from one of the vendors.  They are amazing.

I feel asleep on LordKat.  He’s comfy!

Welshy is one of the most charming males I’ve ever met.

Nash has very pretty hair.

Linkara likes to throw marshmallows at people.  I don’t know why.

That drumming game in the console room was way too much fun for it’s own good.

Thanks to TheGamingGoose for giving me a cheesetastic yet WONDERFUL FMV game that stars TIM CURRY.

I schooled Paw at the Michael Jackson Experience.

Oi!

All in all, had a blast.  I can’t wait to go next year and do this all over again! (Preferably without getting stuck in the elevator next time.)

So, now what?

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Hey everyone!
Well.  A lot of things have happened in the last several months.  As most of you know, my youtube LPs have been doing well (and I seriously owe it all to the fans, thank you) and I have gotten picked up by tgwtg.com due to the success of youtube videos doing so well.  (Again, ALL thanks to the fans.  Wouldn’t be here without you.  Sappysappymushmush.)
As some of you know, I lost my father years ago to terminal brain cancer.  It was a horrific thing to go through as a teenager, and though my father was a strong man to the very end, it really affected me and my family.  While I have moved away from the grieving process, I still think about him frequently and what our relationship meant, and I also think about how things would be today if he had survived cancer.   I’d love to make sure that some day, cancer of all kinds are curable in some way or another.  I donated my hair years ago to lock of love, and while I enjoyed (and I use the word enjoy very loosely) going through several phases of awkward hair styles, I think I’ve found a less unattractive way to help the cause.  For those of you that don’t know, my videos on tgwtg make some money from ad revenue.   Any revenue I make, I am going to give half of that money to a reputable cancer researchcharity.  I haven’t picked one out, because I am *very* cautious about charities, and I tend to become skeptical.  I want to do some research (and I am open to suggestions) on which charities to truly trust, so I know the money is going to a worthy cause.  The other half I will use towards my education, because I know my father would be proud to know I wasn’t wasting my life on the internet.  Erm.  Yes.  Anyways.

If you have any suggestions, please post them in the comments, or on twitter, or wherever.  You guys know where to find me.  (Wasting my life on te internet, most likely.)  And again, thank you guys for the support and all the kind words!  This has been very fun for me, and I’ve loved getting to know a lot of you! (Well…some of you.  Eh heh. *winky face*)

Kiss Me Kill Me

Monday, September 27th, 2010

(The following story contains intense, graphic elements.  I wrote this as a movement for a larger piece. )

I always found night classes exponentially better than day classes in college.  Mostly due to the fact that I could never wake up in time to make it to my morning classes, so I strategically placed all of my core classes around 6 o’clock.   Sure, they normally horded the rest of my evening, but I’d rather stay up all night then wake up at an ungodly hour just for a business math class that may or may not transfer.

Science class seemed to last forever that night.  I don’t know why, but the clock wasn’t moving.  The instructor kept talking, lecturing on what seemed to be nonsense and scientific garble that wasn’t even registering in my brain.  Something about fungus.  I don’t know.

I stopped by the bathroom on my way out, looked in the mirror, fake smiled, then mentally grimaced.  I needed a haircut.

I made my way out of the bathroom and through the front doors.  There was something eerie about that night; I had walked out alone because everyone had left before me (serves me right for taking time to preen), and the air smelled funny.  Sterile.  Can something smell sterile?

I fumbled around in my purse, trying to find my keys which always seemed to get lost within it.  I took them out, and the keys clinked together, making that familiar sound they always make when I take my keys out.

Crunch.

I look around.  There was a noise, I was sure of it.  After taking a brief glance around however, I determined it must have been a squirrel, even though squirrels don’t tend to make crunching sounds unless they are being run over.  So I kept walking across the parking lot, towards my silver Grand Mercury.  Grandma car.

In mid step, I feel someone grab me from behind, and violently shove me onto the pavement.  Science papers flew.  I bit my lip on the way down, and tasted the warmth on my tongue.  It tasted like pennies.

I almost felt like blacking out from the impact of the fall, and for a second I can’t even see the concrete in front of me, or hear anything.  When I finally regain some consciousness back, I realize what is happening.  I feel something pressed into my back, and a rather large hand which I assumed to be a males slide down my abdomen and in between my waist band.  His hand lingers between my thighs for what seems like forever, and suddenly time is non existent.  I could only feel pressure on my chest, and for a second it feels like my lungs were filling with gravel.

Gruff noises emitted from the man’s mouth, and when he spoke, I could comprehend one sentence, “You’re an ugly bitch, but you’ll do.”

I’ve always imagined what I could say in a situation like this, if I would by risky and scream, or make a run for it, or attempt to fight back.  But in my silent rage, I didn’t opt for any of those things, and instead managed to muster, “Prick.”

Before I could do or say anything else, I felt two fingers being shoved into my vagina.  I knew they were fingers, because I felt the slice of a finger nail cut some of my skin.

Everything is a blur now.  What’s going on? My heart races.  I feel like my body is being hit with tidal waves.  My ear drums explode from immense pressure.  I flash back to every kid in my junior high class calling me ugly, and laughing at me.

I am numb.

When I look up, I see car lights flash on and off, and the comforting honking of a car.  The guy shoved me to the side and scrambled to his feet, running off to who knows where.

I lay there.  There’s something trickling down my legs.  I am paralyzed.

When I finally got up, I picked up my science homework, and retrieved my keys.  I buttoned my pants, and walked towards my grandma car.  And then….I go home.
I go home.

The Music Collection

Monday, September 20th, 2010

(Someone requested I put some of my work from my Fiction Writing days from college up on the site. Though this is not fiction, it is something I wrote for my major several years ago. I hope you enjoy it.)

“Sarah!  SARAH!” I blinked out of a daze. I must have zoned out while doing my homework. Luckily for me, I had a living alarm clock that kept me from getting any sleep. He was my father, yelling out my name so that it could be heard in every room in the house. I heard my mother counter yelling, which sounded like, “Bill, would you quit yelling?! Jesus.” My Dad rarely raised his voice to anybody, so when I heard his call, I figured it must be something important; and I use the word important very loosely, here. Only a few things can be important enough to the point of shouting. One: Dad had injured himself in a clumsy attempt to reach the popcorn maker on top of the cabinet. Two: While trying to preserve leftover pizza, he accidentally got the saran wrap bunched up and can’t cover it. I would then need to explain that trying to shake the saran wrap will not smooth it out, it will make it worse. Or lastly: He had discovered a song in his music collection that he really fancies, and wants me to take a listen.

Mentally, I ruled out the first reason. After Dad nearly fractured his skull falling off a chair in attempt to retrieve the popcorn maker, Ma decided to move it to a safer area. It now sits right smack dab in the middle of the counter, away from any potentially dangerous kitchen furniture and/or appliances. I eliminated the second reason as well. Dad is not allowed around saran wrap anymore. Long story.
I suppose that meant that he wanted me to listen to a song with him.
Dad was intent to share his music collection with me. His collection was vast and eclectic, including albums by Led Zeppelin, Supertramp, Neil Diamond, Crosby Stills and Nash, REM, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, and I could on forever. “Kate!” Another call from my Dad. Another “shut up, Bill!” from my mom. I shook off some fatigue and walked out of my room, hobbling down the hall. Once I entered the kitchen, I was hit by the low, yet booming sounds of a sub woofer. It went straight to my ear drums, throbbing and pounding as the bass seemed to rattle the house. I peeked my head into the dining room, where the music was coming from. “Dad? Did you need something?” He looked over at me from a large, polished wooden table. He had one leg crossed and a cigarette in his hand. His glasses were shaped like aviator sunglasses, and were a bit large for his face. His gray hair (though he insists it’s just a VERY light blonde) was thinning and brushed into a come over. He was rubbing his beard, the way a stereotypical philosopher would. The corners of his lips were upturned, and his cheeks were puffed out a bit, as if he was going to combust with laughter.

“Did you know…”

Oh, God. Here it comes. I started to mentally cringe.
“Did you know that if Olivia Newton John Married Isaac Newton, got divorced, then married Elton John her name would be Olivia Newton John Newton John?” He nodded matter-of-factly.

I flashed a blank stare at him. “No. Isn’t that interesting.” I deadpanned.
Of course I didn’t know that. Why would anyone know that? That’s completely absurd. But boy, I tell you, my Dad sure did look proud after this revelation.
I shook my head and exhaled, trying to refrain from telling him how much of my time he just wasted by filling me in on Olivia Newton John’s fictional love life. “What did you want, Dad?” He smiled at me. It was a warm, genuine smile; a smile that said “I am happy to see you. Spend some time with me,” and I couldn’t help but match it. I found myself laughing and giggling at the stupid Olivia Newton John thing. “Sit down, I wantcha to hear a song.” He motioned me to have a seat. I sat on the floor, in front of the cabinet that contained the stereo and most of the collection. “Okay. Press stop on the cassette player, then press play on the CD player and go to track number two.” I nodded, used to being his music lackey. When I had access to the stereo and he didn’t feel like getting out of his chair, I had to change music for him. I stopped the cassette tape player, and the blaring bass stopped. Thank God. I then switched on the CD player, and played track number two. It was a song recorded live; the track started with the sounds of applause and whistling. The song, which I wasn’t familiar with at all at the time, was by Harry Chapin. It was called “Dreams Go By.”

You and I, we watch our years go by, we watch our sweet dreams fly far away, buy maybe someday, I don’t know when, we will dream again, and we’ll be happy then, until our time just slips away.
I listened to the sappy song, aching for it to end. Those four and a half minutes were the longest four and a half minutes of my entire freaking life. When the song came to a stop and the next track started up, I turned it off. I looked over to my Dad to see if he had any further instructions. When I looked up from the floor, I could see a film of moisture over his eyes. I didn’t say anything. I felt awkward, sad, and concerned all at once, but I decided to wait and let him be the first to speak. Eventually, he turned to face me, oceanic blue eyes meeting my own. I met his gaze and he opened his mouth to say something, his soft spoken voice forcing its way through the room’s silence.

“It’s a sad song.”

“Yeah.”  I replied, “It is, Dad.”

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About a year later, my father died. Surprisingly, it wasn’t from trying to reach something on top of a tall cabinet. He had gotten cancer, that at first was curable, then complicated, then terminal.

When he passed, I inherited his music collection. The whole shebang: the CDs, the records, the stereo and speakers, even the 45s that only he and I knew how to play. I never understood why my Dad would cry at certain songs until he died. Maybe it reminded him of a sad time, or a person he was close to. Now when I play certain songs, I cry. Not really out of sadness, but out of happiness that my father and I got to share something special.

My Secret Life as a Sleuth

Friday, July 9th, 2010

I have a secret.

Well, it’s not actually a secret.  It’s more of a fantasy.  Ever since I was a little girl…I’ve always wanted to be…

(insert really really long awkward pause, and a cymbal crash)

A detective.

….What!?!? Don’t you ridicule, now!  Everyone has fantasies about being someone else, after all.  Some people want to be famous athletes, some people want to be actors and actresses, some people want to be a transvestite…it’s all good!  *I* have always wanted to be a detective.

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