Let’s waste no time here: ever wonder what happened to decent lyrics? I am a huge, huge music nerd, and a crucial element for me in any music, is lyrical content. Censored, uncensored, whatever – as long as it strikes a chord with me. These days nothing seems to strike a chord, and I strain to find lyrics that are halfway decent, let alone make any sense. Artists can get away with spewing just about anything these days as long as it has a rockin’ beat and gives people something to agitate to. And my god, they do. Lyrics have become so absurd these days, that I was inspired to waste more of my precious time in dedicating a random list of the most moronic lyrics ever spouted by man.