In our time, there have been many great Bilps. As you may or may not know, a Bilp refers one named Bill, following with the last name starting with P.
When it comes to notable Bilps, two come to mind. Bill Paxton, and Bill Pullman. Legend says that Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman are indeed, the same person. Have you ever seen them in the same room? The same movie? No. But this is merely coincidence, and evidence has proven otherwise. Here are some pictures for proof:
For as long as man has been watching football and women have been having their periods, there has been the great Bill Pullman vs Bill Paxton debate! This is a serious matter that has not been resolved, bigger than the Mac vs PC debate, and crueler than the Super Nintendo vs Sega Genesis debate, and more entertaining than any debate on C-Span. The Question remains – Which Bilp is the better..uh..Bilp.
Lets take a look at each Bilp individually.
When I google image searched for Bill Pullman, here is what I found:
I am pretty sure just having this picture gives him more brownie points. Or maybe it takes him down a couple notches. I’m a fairly lusty type of girl, so I was pretty impressed with Bill Pullmans ….uh…confidence. Lets look at his movie work!
Notable movies include: Independence Day, Spaceballs, and Sleepless in Seattle. …Yes, sleepless in Seattle. And he was also in “While You Were Sleeping” with Sandra Bullock! This guy has a great repertoire of chick flicks on his resume, but makes up for it by playing the President in Independence Day. He was also in “The Grudge“, but nobody cares about that. Sorry Bill Pullman. Corny? Yes, he is. After all, he was in Casper, playing that goofy but lovable “Dad” type. Versatility? Maybe, it depends. He’s covered a pretty board scope, but always falls back on that charming, kind of laid back guy. Attractive? Well, he’s got myvote for that one.
Let’s move on to Bill Paxton.
Upon google image searching him, I find this little gem:I tried google searching “Bill Paxton nude” for consistency, but couldn’t find anything! Can you believe that!? I opted for this doofy snapshot instead, but in his defense, Paxton has played several goofy roles in his day, including the zany, balding car salesman from True Lies, opposite AWWWRRNOLD. Bill Paxton is incredibly versatile when it comes to acting and the movies he has been in; my favorite specifically is Frailty, which proved a very dark, morbid role for this goofy looking actor. Other works include: Twister, Titanic, Commando, and Aliens, and even from that short list, it already seemingly outweighs Bill Pullman.
So we have quite a dilemma here! Who is the better bilp?
Bill Pullman: Looks pretty good semi nude, is very charming, AND he is still making movies and working. But he isn’t too versatile and tends to be typecast.
Bill Paxton: More versatile with his movies, wider range of roles to play. But he isn’t really still making movies, doesn’t have much in production, and probably doesn’t look as good semi-nude.
I am leaning toward Bill Pullman, currently. Now I know everyone is going to attack me with statements like “BUT BILL PAXTON WAS IN ALIENS AAGHKRJGHKLHFS.” Which is fine, but his acting in Twister was so wretched, I am not sure if anything can quell the pain it caused me!
So I ask you, who is the better Bilp? Let’s end this debate once and for all! Bill Pullman, or Bill Paxton?