The Quest for Fun [part 8, now with hand drawn artwork!]

Written by PushingUpRoses on March 15th, 2010

>command:

>You find your N64! Now you can play Zelda!

Closet

>YES!!! I have been looking for my N64 console for YEARS! Who knew that it had been hiding in this closet under this pile of garbage all…this…time…

Uh oh.

closet fail!

> …..

>I probably shouldn’t have taken the N64 out from the bottom of the pile.  Wow, it’s dark under here.  Is that my yo-yo??

> I take this time to look at all the junk surrounding me.  I find a tux with a stain that looks to either be mustard or yellow paint,  a sceptre, a typewriter (which is heavy!) and a chew toy.  It must be the dogs.

>I still have that note in my pocket, but I can’t seem to get it out of my pocket since I am squished in this pile o’ crap. Hrm.

>How did I get out of the pile?

(To keep the story going, enter a command about what the character should do next! I will pick one, or a few, and use it for the next post!)

  • Weaver

    Find an old black and white tv.

  • erikscott

    Make a 90's Montage somehow getting all the garbage back into the closet and shutting the door.

  • Cookiemonster

    Send the dog to get help. Then fall into unconsciousness, blissfully dreaming of the Lassie and Flipper theme songs.

  • Maxameeleon

    >Go into Hulk mode, and break free of the clothing pile!

  • FreakinHotdogs

    >assess your situation. Take the tennis racket that is in the pile, and use it as machete, clearing your way through the junk

  • Lasik

    >use your powers to zap the clothes into bits and pieces.

  • Teknosphere

    If you can move your arm(s), feel around for something you can use for a lever to lift some of the junk up (or move it in some way) so you can wiggle out. Maybe you won't immediately know what object you grabbed until you get out of the pile and you see what's in your hand. Maybe it will be something weird, or maybe something useful. That can be decided later.

  • thewindowkeeper

    Use the typewriter to write your way out, or use your kingly/queenly scepter to command the dog to clean it up.

  • hugdoug

    oh crap… the N64 got crushed by all this stuff….

  • gszx1337

    Put the tux in the washing machine with an assload of detergent and put Shout on the stain. Go back upstairs and play Ocarina of Time in your underwear.

  • karash

    Use the chew toy to lure the dog in, maybe he can tell someone that “Li'l Timmy fell in the well again”.

  • TheSettingSun

    they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of *ten* Grinches…plus two!

    >after realizing the true meaning of christmas you can use your new found strength to get out!

  • viktor13036

    Assume the fetal Position and hope that your dog or Darby rescues you!