The Quest for Fun [part 9]

Written by PushingUpRoses on March 22nd, 2010

Command:

>Use hulk like powers to burst through the pile of junk.

Hulk Smash!>HULK SMASH!!!!!!

>Suddenly, I am filled with new energy! I feel it pulsing through my veins; I burst up, blasting away all the junk bits.  They rain down upon me and I look to the sky, victorious!

Happy stance

>Well.  That was fun.  What a rush.  Look at that, I even made an impact on the floor boards.  In fact…are they cracking? I must not realize my own strength!  I should really patch that up befo—– AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Falling!

>I plummet through the floor boards, and fall into complete darkness. I hit the ground butt first; great. My tail bone is already jacked, I probably just shattered in completely. After shaking off the impact of the fall, I look around. But I don’t see anything. I am in the dark. Feeling around, I discover there is something blocking my path. It’s cold and kind of rough, like a rock. There is a squeaking noise coming from my right, and there is a wall to my north.


>What did I do next?

(to keep the game going, please enter a command in the comments section about what you think the character should do next! I will pick on, or maybe a few, and use them in the next post!)

  • DerKork

    >light a match

  • viktor13036

    Light a match but then release a fart to light the match even more and hopefully the dripping thing is the gas main so it lights up!

  • neoscriptor

    Turn on the light.

  • Weaver

    Bite the squeaking thing.

  • Onppa

    >Feel around wall for a light switch

  • Cookiemonster

    >Loudly say “Well at least things can't get any worse.”

  • Biscuit

    Kick the thing that is blocking your way

  • erikscott

    Light a match to see the area.

  • Onppa

    >Wave your arms frantically until you hit something.

  • http://Morivanism.Wordpress.Com/ Griff Morivan

    >This is what I get for folding to the requests of stalkers.

  • gszx1337

    “I have a bad feeling about this.”

  • TheSettingSun

    see if you can reach the hole you fell through.

    if not, use cell phone as flashlight?

  • DanManX

    >Imagining the squeak to be a mouse, I decide to feel the cold, hard thing to get away from the little beast. But I find out it wasn't a rock…it was a rock LOBSTER!

  • thewindowkeeper

    In that case, get the ROCK LOBSTER to protect you from the mouse.

  • gszx1337

    CRAAAAB BATTLE! Waitaminute…

  • TheSettingSun

    (will we ever know what happens)

  • C.B

    Put gem in mouth

  • Jayye

    >Try to break the wall to the north by punching it open.

    >Then look around in new room.