The Rack Trap or Another article about boobs? Really?

Written by PushingUpRoses on February 25th, 2010

So, you may remember a couple posts ago in an article far far away, me talking about presents for your geek girl.  It wasn’t meant to be anything earth shattering, just a light hearted little post about geeky things that I liked on a more personal level, and wanted to share.  You may have also remembered “the rack trap.”  Well! The inventor of the rack trap over at theracktrap.com (Don’t google “rack trap”…you will discover naughty things, trust me), was nice enough to send me a free rack trap!  Here she is!:

The rack trap

Ah yes, I have attained the valentines day edition! +500XP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ….Anyways.

I’ve noticed a couple things about this product- it is TINY, very very slender so it can fit inside your bra well without make you look like one boob is stuffed and the other isn’t, AND it’s kind of silky, so it shouldn’t itch.  Though I cannot speak for everyone with the itching issue, I just know I am not allergic to the material.

And now, let’s see it in action!  I was excited.

The Rack Trap in action

The Rack Trap in action

Right, so here we have it.  Now, I can’t show you anything more revealing than this, unfortunately.  But this gives you a sense of how big it is and how it fits in your bra.

PROS!!!

Well, it’s kind of cute.  And I am not one to just fall into cutesy girly merchandise, however it does make a good product for holding extra cash, and I can say I feel safer holding this money in my cleavage as opposed to walking around with a purse.  I guess my reasoning here is that a mugger probably will not be searching your boobs for spare change.

This can also be proven fun for your boyfriend (or girlfriend), if you want to engage in a friendly game of “find the quarter.”

The inventor herself also had a good reason for this product, which is: someone would rather be given money out of a pouch, than your sweaty bra/boobs.  And I agree with her.  I don’t want sweaty boob money!! And I also  must admit that I kind of feel like a temptress and sexy with money against my boob.  That might be just me.

CONS!!!

Well, if you’re a guy, you won’t be able to use it. Sorry guys. I know you’re disappointed.

At the end of the day, when I remove my bra, it often falls out and I forget to pick it up. Last time, my dog swiped it as it fell off. Luckily I got it back, but it’s only because I noticed her with it in her maw, scampering under the sofa with it. I might think about sewing it inside my bra.

Another thing is, it’s NOT discrete when you try to remove money from your bra. I would have a hard time sitting in a restaurant, and having to fish money out of my boobs when I have to pay for my meal. So I think this product should be used wisely regarding where you are. It can look cute if you playfully remove your money from the racktrap, you know, in a sexy type way, but it might come off as tacky in a more elegant setting.

Things you cannot use the racktrap for:

Rack Trap being eaten!!?

….Doesn’t taste as nice as it looks. Don’t do it.

Mittens?

Rack trap is not a mitten.

Not so much. Also, I apologize for the incredibly terrified mouse look I have in that photo.

So, it turns out the racktrap has very limited uses. So am I for or against the racktrap? The verdict iiiiiiis:

Pro Racktrap!

It's a winner!

Ding ding ding!

Regardless of whether it falls out of my bra when I remove it, I like this product! I didn’t think I would, but I really get a kick out of it, even if it does seem ridiculous at first glance. I feel safer carrying etc cash, my boyfriend has reason to fondle me if he needs said cash, and it makes me feel somewhat sexy. I wouldn’t use it as a nice restaurant perhaps, but otherwise, it gets my seal of approval. In fact, I am wearing it right now, and it’s stayed in place and kept my money safe!

Now that that’s over with, I can go back to my corner and feel shameful about posting yet another article targetting boobs. I hope you’re all happy!!!!

-Roses

  • Biscuit

    Why are you so adorable?? WHYYYYYYY GOOOOODDDDD WHYYYYYYYY.

    Also, I could see me not using it since… well wearing a bra is for going out occasions. LOLOL THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS. Sigh.

  • pushinguproses

    What!?!? I was trying to be severely UNCUTE in that scared picture!!!

  • Richard Wesker

    MOAR BEWBS WESKER APPROVES LMAO.

  • neoscriptor

    -is waiting for male equivalent, so I can store my money Al Bundy style-

  • http://twitter.com/DawnOfMinstrel DawnOfMinstrel

    Well, I guess I found a perfect solution for when my girlfriend would like to go clubbing, but is afraid of purse snatchers.

    Now if only Anna wanted to go clubbing.

  • troyakabushido

    You make me wanna review man-stuff now just to serve as your counterpart. Thanks, Rosie ;p

  • Lotus Prince

    Edit: if you're a guy, you PROBABLY can't use the rack trap. 😛

    But seriously, this is a very amusing article, with very amusing pictures, and I get a kick out of how the Rack Trap has officially redeemed itself for you.

    Hey, maybe you should say that the PS3 is a FAILURE next, and see if you get a free one of those. 😉

  • DarkShadow

    i totally Googled rack trap, and nothing terribly bad came up at first. Actually one of the firsts sites was the rack trap website and then a few torture pictures from one of the Saw movies I'm guessing.

    Oh yeah I Googled that. I live on the wild side!

  • Danny Kage

    hmmmm i imagine if you had alot of money…it wouldn't work too well…or like a roll of quaters…hm anyway i can't use it so i'll stick to my wallet on a chain thank you ^^

    also…aww mousey rose =D

  • http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

    Yeah, the only logical use for the Rack Trap that I can see is in a social situation where carrying a purse isn't necessarily safe or convenient. It would have been great back in my clubbing days though. (Yes, I got schnockered and danced to hip-hop music. My geek cred = officially gone!)

  • pushinguproses

    I refuse to think of the geeky Miss Scarlett as a club crawler!!!! -plugs ears-

  • http://scarlettopia.com Scarlett

    Only for 6 months or so after I turned 21. We all have our fail moments! 😉

  • pushinguproses

    True true, all is forgiven! 😀 In a related note to comment: I got hungry at work the other day, and the only thing we have food wise are vending machines. I thought, thats cool, let me just find a dollar, forgetting that the only dollar I had was in the damned rack trap! So there wasn't a discrete way to fish it out, I had to make a pit stop in the bathroom to remove it. So it's definitely best to not put ALL your money in it, just in case.

  • pushinguproses

    You're welcome! I await the “sac trap”.

  • pushinguproses

    Not a bad idea!

    “Oh man, I HAAAATE the Ps3!!!! What a piece of garbage!”

    “Please try this free ps3.”

  • pushinguproses

    HAHAHAHA. Yeah, I don't think I will be putting a roll of change in there!

  • Danny Kage

    i suppose you could but…might look like its cold out if you get what i mean =D

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  • Chris

    This product is a great idea. Nothing is more awkward than having to reach into a girl's top when she's lost her money/ID/etc.

    That's happened to me a few times.

    The girls I dated in college seemed to always lose those things when drunk in public.