So, you may remember a couple posts ago in an article far far away, me talking about presents for your geek girl. It wasn’t meant to be anything earth shattering, just a light hearted little post about geeky things that I liked on a more personal level, and wanted to share. You may have also remembered “the rack trap.” Well! The inventor of the rack trap over at theracktrap.com (Don’t google “rack trap”…you will discover naughty things, trust me), was nice enough to send me a free rack trap! Here she is!:
Ah yes, I have attained the valentines day edition! +500XP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….Anyways.
I’ve noticed a couple things about this product- it is TINY, very very slender so it can fit inside your bra well without make you look like one boob is stuffed and the other isn’t, AND it’s kind of silky, so it shouldn’t itch. Though I cannot speak for everyone with the itching issue, I just know I am not allergic to the material.
And now, let’s see it in action! I was excited.
Right, so here we have it. Now, I can’t show you anything more revealing than this, unfortunately. But this gives you a sense of how big it is and how it fits in your bra.
Well, it’s kind of cute. And I am not one to just fall into cutesy girly merchandise, however it does make a good product for holding extra cash, and I can say I feel safer holding this money in my cleavage as opposed to walking around with a purse. I guess my reasoning here is that a mugger probably will not be searching your boobs for spare change.
This can also be proven fun for your boyfriend (or girlfriend), if you want to engage in a friendly game of “find the quarter.”
The inventor herself also had a good reason for this product, which is: someone would rather be given money out of a pouch, than your sweaty bra/boobs. And I agree with her. I don’t want sweaty boob money!! And I also must admit that I kind of feel like a temptress and sexy with money against my boob. That might be just me.
Well, if you’re a guy, you won’t be able to use it. Sorry guys. I know you’re disappointed.
At the end of the day, when I remove my bra, it often falls out and I forget to pick it up. Last time, my dog swiped it as it fell off. Luckily I got it back, but it’s only because I noticed her with it in her maw, scampering under the sofa with it. I might think about sewing it inside my bra.
Another thing is, it’s NOT discrete when you try to remove money from your bra. I would have a hard time sitting in a restaurant, and having to fish money out of my boobs when I have to pay for my meal. So I think this product should be used wisely regarding where you are. It can look cute if you playfully remove your money from the racktrap, you know, in a sexy type way, but it might come off as tacky in a more elegant setting.
Things you cannot use the racktrap for:
….Doesn’t taste as nice as it looks. Don’t do it.
Not so much. Also, I apologize for the incredibly terrified mouse look I have in that photo.
So, it turns out the racktrap has very limited uses. So am I for or against the racktrap? The verdict iiiiiiis:
Ding ding ding!
Regardless of whether it falls out of my bra when I remove it, I like this product! I didn’t think I would, but I really get a kick out of it, even if it does seem ridiculous at first glance. I feel safer carrying etc cash, my boyfriend has reason to fondle me if he needs said cash, and it makes me feel somewhat sexy. I wouldn’t use it as a nice restaurant perhaps, but otherwise, it gets my seal of approval. In fact, I am wearing it right now, and it’s stayed in place and kept my money safe!
Now that that’s over with, I can go back to my corner and feel shameful about posting yet another article targetting boobs. I hope you’re all happy!!!!