The Worst Games I’ve Ever Played

Written by PushingUpRoses on November 27th, 2013

These are freakin’ terrible.

  • Wes

    nice strong bad reference. now I gotta go look that up and remember.

  • Segatron

    I think that the most disappointing thing about these three games is this. With a little sound design, they could have been awesome, or at least mediocre in a way that wasn’t insulting.
    Clearly you seemed as excited about what a Miami Vice game could have been as I was, and Zorro has been a bizarrely underutilized property. One that is probably a good match for puzzle platforming. And any game where you are sicking toys on hapless enemies already sounds like giddy fun without a movie license.
    I think you chose these games well, they are more than badly designed. On at least one level, each of them are also downright insulting.